Dear Mustard King
July 26, 2009 at 2:41pm
Imagine our dismay when we approached the beloved Plochman's mustard at our area WalMart and didn't see the familiar red spout on top of the bottle. It was like finding a hole in our comfiest t-shirt! We know the mustard world has to keep up with modern times, but we're talking Plochman's, which in itself speaks of mustardy goodness. Why change the bottle? Why have to bend and conform and join the rest of the flip top clique? Plochman's should be proud of its red spout...it is the hallmark of mustard. And, to make matters worse, the bottle still carries instructions as to how to open the red spout top bottle. So, as we gaze forlornly at our commercialized and quite sad bottle of Plochman's, we are given a grim reminder of days gone by, with this instruction as to how to care for our beautiful, and adored red spout.
Stand up to the peer pressures of mustard. Bring us our red spout back and STAND PROUD. You ARE, after all, Plochman's.
Sincerely yours in mustardhood,
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