Life's Pressing Questions...Still Unanswered
August 28, 2009 at 9:36pm
1. Why do you see one shoe on the road? Where's the other shoe? It's bothered me for most of my adult life. Finally, in a fit of reckless abandon, we threw a pair of Tyler's shoes out the window of the car. Miles apart from each other. Just so we could fit in with the shoe throwers.
2. If grass is good for cats, why do they barf every time they eat it?
3. Why does a pointy toe shoe only fit in one size larger than normal? Do they really think your toes will conform to the point?
4. Does a spoonful of sugar really make the medicine go down?
5. Why does no one from Iowa win the Iowa Powerball Lottery?
6. What would happen to our country if we got rid of the penny?
7. Why do the watch batteries in all your watches die at the same time?
8. If you should check your smoke alarm batteries at Daylight Savings time, does that mean that all 9 volt batteries should last half a year?
9. Why does the same sanitation service company say one town has to sort their recycling, and the neighboring town does not?
10. Will I get to see Ann Coulter get punched within my lifetime?
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